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Standalone fruit laboratory

Banana Time

One button. One hundred short ways to make an otherwise sensible page go completely bananas.

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banana times: 0

Observation 01

Peel telemetry

Sensors report a suspicious amount of potassium in the upper atmosphere.

RIPENESS 88%

Observation 02

Curvature lab

Every respectable banana bends. This panel measures how much trouble that causes.

ARC +42°

Observation 03

Yellow spectrum

The colour team approved one shade, then the banana brought ninety-nine more.

HUE 53°

Observation 04

Chaos reserve

A small emergency supply of nonsense, held behind one very serious fruit button.

STATUS ARMED

Effect notes

One hundred effects in the shuffle bag. Escape cancels. The golden banana is real.